Total Medals Earned: 383 (From 68 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,860 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/115 points)
Congrats u played :]
meow :3
get over 9000 points. you are a maniac.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (35/40 points)
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Activated Wade mode
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/270 points)
Welcome to the rest of your nine lives!
Ya Got Pop'd Son. Unfortunate.
Get a score of 25,000! Hungry huh?
Get a score of 40,000! Calm Down bro.
Get Shot 10 Times! Maybe it was an Accident?
Get Shot 30 Times. You don't accidentally shoot a cat 30 times.
Escape the Cops and Beat the game on Easy Mode!
Defeat the CoptoCopter and Beat the Game on Normal!
Kill 100 Stray Katz! I don't know if you're justified or not.
Kill 200 Stray Katz! Expect some judgment from a jokin' skelecat. Hell, I'm judging you right now!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 6/8 (120/175 points)
Medals Earned: 6/8 (30/50 points)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (200/200 points)
Become an Australia Citizen!
Fail becoming an Australian Citizen!
Medals Earned: 16/16 (160/160 points)
Kick your first Crimp
Check the credits
Kill someone in the credits menu
Pause the game
Restart a level
Clean the Newgrounds Office
Clean the Newgrounds Basement
Clean Tom Fulp's Living Room
Clean Pub CastaƱon
Soup
Clean Ranch Ramirez
Clean the Junkyard
Clean HELL
Clean Space
Clean the Newgrounds Portal
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 6/14 (55/140 points)
Better safe than sorry
Great work!
Get a paying job you bum
I need some money
Get your hands on a "legit" copy of Flash8
You completed the game, yay
Medals Earned: 11/11 (90/90 points)
Witness a Stepford miracle
Kill 1 enemy
kill 100 enemies
Kill 500 enemies
Kill 1000 enemies
Blub
Open the game
Succeeded in firing a sol beam
Kill Racist Sr.
this game done put pig physics innit
see it.